Discussion in 'Humor' started by chili, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. I never knew this.

    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins

    On the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

    Wonder no more ! ! !

    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic

    Bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

    The penguin is very committed to its family and will

    Mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of

    Compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other

    Members of the family and social circle have been

    Known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial

    Wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for

    The dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

    The male penguins then gather in a circle

    Around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow"

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

    "Then they kick him in the ice hole."

    You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

    It's so easy to fool OLD people
  2. Oh, now THAT's a keeper!! Thank you for the laugh!!
  3. I can't believe I fell for that! LOL! Good one!
  4. You weren't the only one, Rick...
  5. Oh goodness sakes..even puppy fell for it!![​IMG][​IMG]
  6. Glad yall liked it hehehehe
    PreciousPuppy likes this.
  7. @JG27_chili - my mom always told me to never talk with my mouth full. XD

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