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Ooooooo yyyyyaaa!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by JG27_chili, Nov 4, 2008.

  1. Ooooooo yyyyyaaa!

    Home Remedies

    Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

    For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

    You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

    Daily Thought:
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS



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    Chili.. HOT for JESUS!
    Jesus loves you no matter what. He was born of the virgin pure, lived his life pure, died pure, and is risen to the right hand of the Father still pure now and for eternity!
    PRAISE THE LORD JESUS!
     
  2. LOL!

    This may need a waiver stating that's it's not for real. :p

    Thanks for the laugh Chilli.
     

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