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Oldie But Goodie

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Whirlwind, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. Oldie But Goodie

    What kind of car does God have?

    Well...it says in the bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.:eek:

    What did Adam and Eve do after being driven out of the Garden?

    They raised Cain, of course.:eek:

    Did you know Moses broke all 10 commandments at once?:eek:

    A pastor boasted to another: "I didn't know my wife until after we were married...did you?" The other pastor said, "I don't know...what was her maiden name?":eek:
  2. :D

    Here's a few more...

    Did you know that there was baseball in the Bible?

    "In the BIG Inning God created the heavens & the earth"

    Did you know there were cars in the New Testament?

    Acts 2:1 When the Day of Pentecost had fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.

    How does God keep the oceans clean?

    Tide twice a day!

    Why didn't they play cards on Noahs Ark?

    Because Noah was always on the deck!
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    I remember these!

    My teacher in Good News read them to us, and we used to say them all the time, long after she was sick and tired of them, hee hee!:D

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