Oh no, not another blonde joke. A blonde woman is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, "That's horrible. So many men dying that way!" Confused, he says, "Yes, dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving and there is always a risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, " How many is a Brazilian?"