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New Orleans Saints jokes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Boanerges(Inactive), Oct 17, 2007.

  1. New Orleans Saints jokes


    Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The New Orleans Saints.

    Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado?
    A: The Superdome - they never have a touchdown there .

    Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief.

    Q: Why doesn't Baton Rouge have a professional football team?
    A: Because then New Orleans would want one.

    Q: What's the difference between the New Orleans Saints & a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

    Q: How many New Orleans Saints do es it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.


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