New Orleans Saints jokes Subject: Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The New Orleans Saints. Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado? A: The Superdome - they never have a touchdown there . Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: Why doesn't Baton Rouge have a professional football team? A: Because then New Orleans would want one. Q: What's the difference between the New Orleans Saints & a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Q: How many New Orleans Saints do es it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.