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mugged in NY

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Ginger, Mar 30, 2011.

  1. A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails.

    A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle what happened.

    The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
  2. A young man with a reputation for being slow couldn't keep a job. He was finally hired to work at the local zoo. The keeper knew the young man's nature and told him to take care of the tortoises.

    When the keeper checked on the tortoises, he found the young man staring at an open gate. There was not a tortoise to be seen.

    "Where are the tortoises?" he asked.

    "I can't believe it," said the slow poke. "I opened the door and zoom, they were gone!"

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