Mountain Tech Talk

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Psalm91, Sep 11, 2010.

  1. Mountain Tech Talk

    1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
    2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
    3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
    4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
    5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
    6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
    7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
    8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
    9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
    10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
    11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
    12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
    13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
    14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
    15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
    16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
    17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
    18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
    19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
    20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
    21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
    22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
    23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
    24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
  2. LOL .... Pretty cute

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