Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jeffin, Sep 17, 2006.

  1. Money



    It can buy a HOUSE
    But not a HOME

    It can buy a BED
    But it can't buy REST

    It can buy you MEDICINE
    But it cant but you HEALTH

    It can buy you a CLOCK
    But it can't buy you TIME

    It can buy you POSITION
    But not RESPECT

    It can buy you a BOOK
    But not KNOWLEDGE

    It can buy you BLOOD
    But not LIFE

    So you see, Money isn't EVERYTHING

    And it often causes pain and SUFFERING

    I tell you this because I am your friend

    And of course, as your friend, I want to take away all your pain and suffering!!

    "So send me all your Money!!!" :D

    I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us. (Romans 8:18)
  2. I am not sure about giving you all my money but I loved the jokes. Money doesn't buy you everything
  3. That's very funny, Jeff. I'll send you all the money I have in my wallet right now, to help ease my pain and suffering.

    Oh, no! My wallet's empty!

    Oh, well, you tried. Better luck next time.

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