Mommyisms

Discussion in 'Sports, Games and Health' started by Whirlwind, Dec 7, 2007.

  1. great thread!

    "the mess in your room is giving me a headache!"
    -- i always wondered why she kept looking at it. but now i know what she means.
     
  2. "What are you doing in there? Why don't you give someone else a chance!" (taking too long in the bathroom:eek:)
     
  3. Don’t do that… what would the neighbors thinK?

    Chew… then swallow.

    Get your finger out of your nose.

    Be nice to your sister.

    OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!
     
  4. Definitions:
    Bedroom -- Disaster Area
    Mealtime -- FeedUmFace
    Dentist -- Atilla the Hun
     
  5. If we didn't eat up our food, our mother always reminded us about the children in Africa.


    If we watch to much TV, our mother said that our eyes is going become like square one day.
     
  6. These are so great! It's amazing how fast we can go right back to childhood....sometimes that's good and sometimes not so good! Wasn't so great for me but here goes...

    Whenever we wanted something my mother couldn't afford (which was all the time cause she was a widow) she would say...

    "Want in one hand and s*^t in the other and see which one fills up the fastest."

    WHAAA?

    I think I finally understood this about a year ago!! LOLOLOL....just kidding but MAN that made no sense to me as a kid!
     
  7. don't remember if this was posted...."Were you raised in a barn?":D
     
  8. Banamommy: Didn't we raise you better than that?

    Bana: Apparently not.
     
  9. - "What do you think, money grows on trees?"

    - "Why do you want to go to the store, I don't have any money...you wanna go to just sit there?"

    - "If your sister doesn't quit telling you you're adopted, I'm going to put her up for adoption!"

    :p
     
  10. - If God had wanted you to ____________, he would have ____________!

    - Coffee stunts your growth! (I'm 6ft 1inch :eek:)

    - What do I look like to you, a bank?

    - What are you guys doing in there!? [me and my little brother, getting into trouble in another room in the house, would look at each other with big eyes like...how did she know?!]
     
  11. my mom:

    i told you so
    because i said so!
    your face will freeze if you don't fix your expression!
    you fix your face!
    you say sorry!
    what did i tell you?!
    just because everyone does it doesnt mean you should do it too!
    what??!
    and so?
    no way jose!

    my parents:

    my ultimate hated line: you'll understand when you get older

    i couldn't WAIT to get older! hahaha
     
  12. #1 most used: Because I said so. lol.



    But why?

    Because I said so.

    But why did you say so?

    Because I'm your father/mother.

    That doesn't mean you don't need a reason!


    That's what I was like when I was little.
     
  13. Ace Ventura said it too...but I heard it from my mom on more than one occasion...

    "You know, you could put somebody's eye out with that thing!"
     
  14. "Would-a, could-a, should-a"
     
  15. No.
    Lol

    I really don't remember, all I remember is NO. XD Come see my grandma...she's got some real grand-mommyisms!
     
  16. Me: "Mom, why don't I have rules?"
    My Mom: "Because I taught you to think."
     

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