Mommyisms What did your mom used to say? Here's a few of mine... "Don't put that in your mouth, you never know where it's been!" "Stop making that face it'll freeze like that!" "Close the door, long-tail!" (when we'd leave the door hanging open during the winter...like we had a long tail that was dragging in behind us) "Dogs can chase cars, but they can't drive them." "If you always think you're going to fail, then one of these you're going to be right." "Don't be ashamed of Jesus--He wasn't ashamed of you!"