Middle Age

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Psalm91, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. Middle Age

    The good news about middle age is that the glass is still half-full… of course, the bad news is that it won’t be long before your teeth are floating in it.

    Middle age is when you bounce, but you don’t bounce back.

    Middle age brings the wisdom that life throws you curves… and that you’re now sitting on your biggest ones.

  2. Cool What about senior age .... He he
  3. I'll go check

  4. The good news about senior age is your memory is gone so you don't even know how 'senior' you are! :D
  5. By the way Psalm91
    That's a great avatar you have there
  6. Thanks GS.....got it from Dusty....hehe
  7. :smiley90::smiley90::smiley80:

    Oh Oh ..... I'm going to git ya fer dat one GodSpeaks ..... LOL
  8. Here's one for you Chip .... I mean for me .... LOL

    The Old Man

    A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"

    The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"
  9. At a nursing home in Victoria, a group of Senior Citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even SEE my coffee," replied another. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another went on. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence. "Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we all can still drive!"
  10. :smiley10:
  11. LOL No wonder it looked familiar
  12. I wasn't talking about "you" but making a joke about anyone.

    Just like Psalms 91 did. In his first post he was saying you, but he didn't mean 'you'. Get it?
  13. Hmmmm well you quoted me in your post that's why I thought it was me .... see post #4 and you will see what I mean ... oops sorry if I misinterpreted but it doesn't matter and I was having fun with you anyways .

  14. I quoted you because you inquired about senior age and the thread was about middle age :)

    Let me rephrase that.

    "The good news about senior age is a person's memory is gone so they don't even know how 'senior' they are!"

    Ok, now thats much better :)
  15. :smiley80: :smiley310::smiley80:
  16. Cool .... You are just digging a deeper hole .... Ha ha .... Just kidding .
  17. If you 2 are gonna argue in my joke threads I won't post anymore.:smiley130:

    You have been warned, play nice :smiley10:
  18. Ha ha .... Who are you ? The joke police ? :smiley90::smiley90::smiley10:

  19. Yes I am......lol

    Don't forget it

  20. Oh no now I have to find a badge for you . Have you ever seen .....Mark_18 's badge . ? I got that for him but you could be the new police cause he is not here too often .,..... LOL

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