Medical Talk

Discussion in 'Sports, Games and Health' started by Dusty, Nov 19, 2007.

  1. Medical Talk

    When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital:

    the Allergists voted to scratch it
    the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves
    the Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it
    the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve
    the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
    the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted
    the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body"
    the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
    the Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness
    the Radiologists could see right through it
    the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
    the Internists though t it was a bitter pill to swallow
    the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
    the Podiatrists thought it was a step forward
    the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
    the Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas
    the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some idiot in administration.
  2. I suppose the proctologist found the whole idea constricting!:D

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