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Mean Husband!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by violet, Oct 21, 2007.

  1. Mean Husband!

    An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,"What did you steal?"
    She replied: "A can of peaches".
    The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

    The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
    She replied, "6".

    The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

    Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

    "What is it?"
    the Judge said.
    The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
  2. You made me laugh. Now I must compose my stoic self.
    How can we not have a laughing smiley?
  3. :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

    Well, will this do?
  4. Actually, to me, the "stick your tongue out" :p smiley looks like a laughing smiley. That's what I took it for before I read the descriptions. Good thing I didn't try to use it. :)
  5. I use them for whatever they look like to me! :)
  6. only one can of peas? LOL!
  7. What a stupid man.



    He should have said a bag of rice.
  8. and a box of hundreds and thousands.:)

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