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Kid prayers

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jeffin, May 12, 2006.

  1. Kid prayers

    Dear God,
    Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
    Norma

    Dear God,
    Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones you have now?
    Jane

    Dear God,
    Who draws the lines around the countries?
    Nan

    Dear God,
    I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
    Neil

    Dear God,
    Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
    Joyce

    Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway
    Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

    Dear God,
    Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
    Bruce

    Dear God,
    If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
    Denise

    Dear God,
    I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
    Sam

    Dear God,
    I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
    Ruth

    Dear God,
    I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
    Elliott

    Dear God,
    I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world.
    There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
    Nan

    Dear God,
    Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
    Rob

    Dear God,
    My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right.
    They are just kidding, aren't they?
    Marsha

    Dear God,
    If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
    Mickey

    Dear God,
    We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
    Sincerely, Donna

    Dear God,
    I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
    Charles

    Dear God,
    I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
    Eugene

    Dear God,
    Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
    Larry
     
  2. They are so funny, like they say out of the mouths of babes. Or better yet kids say the darndest things. :pound:
     
  3. Kids and their comments can be so adorable!
     
  4. Those are soo adorable. :)
     
  5. I think this is my favorite one:

    Dear God,
    I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world.
    There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
    Nan

    It has so much truth to it! Only when we clothe ourselves in Christ, will we ever be able to love anywhere near the way we should. I thank God for His love!
     
  6. these are cute, oh i already want to try childrens ministry! (btw im in music ministry)
     
  7. the world though the eyes of a child is wonderous!!
     

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