[Joke] Two Black Eyes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Born2LoveYou, Jul 4, 2007.

  1. [Joke] Two Black Eyes

    Hey all.

    This isnt a religeous joke or anything ..but i found it funny.

    A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

    Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

    We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

    "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

    Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

  2. Oh No!!!!!!!:)
  3. whahaha lol!
  4. Hehe that's pretty funny!
  5. Ohhhhhhhhhh my my my!! lol

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