Ist grade class... 6 yr olds

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dusty, Jan 20, 2008.

  1. Ist grade class... 6 yr olds

    1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
    1.



    Don't change horses



    until they stop running.



    2.



    Strike while the



    bug is close.



    3.



    It's always darkest before



    Daylight Saving Time.



    4.



    Never underestimate the power of



    termites.



    5.



    You can lead a horse to water but



    How?



    6.



    Don't bite the hand that



    looks dirty.



    7.



    No news is



    impossible



    8.



    A miss is as good as a



    Mr.



    9.



    You can't teach an old dog new



    Math



    10.



    If you lie down with dogs, you'll



    stink in the morning.



    11.



    Love all, trust



    Me.



    12.



    The pen is mightier than the



    pigs.



    13.



    An idle mind is



    the best way to relax.



    14.



    Where there's smoke there's



    pollution.



    15.



    Happy the bride who



    gets all the presents.



    16.



    A penny saved is



    not much.



    17.



    Two's company, three's



    the Musketeers.



    18.



    Don't put off till tomorrow what



    you put on to go to bed.



    19.



    Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and



    You have to blow your nose.



    20.



    There are none so blind as



    Stevie Wonder.



    21.



    Children should be seen and not



    spanked or grounded.



    22.



    If at first you don't succeed



    get new batteries.



    23.



    You get out of something only what you




    See in the picture on the box




    24.



    When the blind lead the blind



    get out of the way.



    25.



    A bird in the hand



    is going to poop on you.



    And the WINNER and last one!



    26.



    Better late than



    Pregnant









     
  2. i don,t believe 6 year olds would say these things.
     

  3. I believe they would, and did. They are smarter than you think.
     

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