Inspiration........... Bro Ban On the joke forum Bro Ban put a song and that started me thinking .... put some of the expressions that we remember. In there there is ::: You're one brick short of a load. You're one shot away rom a bulls eye You're one fry short of a happy meal. Mine : The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. The lights are on but no body's home. You're like a deck of cards ... you need to be delt with. Clear as mud. You're not the brightest star in the galaxcy. You're so smart ... You must have had alphabet soup for lunch. Ok some body else.