Inspiration........... Bro Ban

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  1. Inspiration........... Bro Ban

    On the joke forum Bro Ban put a song and that started me thinking .... put some of the expressions that we remember.

    In there there is :::

    You're one brick short of a load.
    You're one shot away rom a bulls eye
    You're one fry short of a happy meal.

    Mine :

    The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
    The lights are on but no body's home.
    You're like a deck of cards ... you need to be delt with.
    Clear as mud.
    You're not the brightest star in the galaxcy.
    You're so smart ... You must have had alphabet soup for lunch.

    Ok some body else.
  2. Woot!! Now I'm famous!!

    Lemmee see...
    You're a few quarts short of a gallon.
    You've reached the bottom and started to dig.
  3. You have only one oar in the water.
  4. You got the tail wagging the dog ..... not the dog wagging it's tail
  5. Whatever Floats your boat
  6. Whatever sinks your ship!?:p
  7. Whatever tickles your fancy.:p
  8. I've been dying to ask you boanerges, you got one of those pea-rows for down in the bayou?
  9. Naw I can afford one. Below is a picture of me riding my rich nieghbors new boat:

  10. Now that's funny. HAHAHA:D:D
  11. Hey - Bring back my bass boat! :mad:
  12. But PL you are my rich nieghbor!

  13. Hey , I hope you got your life preserver on. :D:D:D:D Who's floating your boat ????? He He
  14. Thought of some more but they are probably as old as me ..... He He :D:D:D:D

    That's the way the cookie crumbles.

    It takes two to tango.

    He's right out to lunch.

    He's off the wall.

    I only put my foot in my mouth to change feet.

    That doesn't cut it.

    If she were any colder she would be an icecicle.
  15. That's the icing on the cake.
  16. When I think of pirogue, I always think of a little boat, like the one in front of this shack and an old guy in it with a fishing pole, poling down the bayou singing...

    Goodbye Joe, he gotta go, me oh my oh
    He gotta go -- pole the pirogue down the bayou
    His Yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my oh
    Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
    Thibadaux, Fountaineaux the place is buzzin'
    Kin-folk come, to see Yvonne, by the dozen
    Dressed in style, they go hog wild, me oh my oh
    [ Lyrics found at ]
    Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou
    Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo
    'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher a mi-o
    Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
    Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
    Settle down far from town get him a pirogue
    And he'll catch all the fish on the bayou
    Swap his mon to buy Yvonne what she need-o
    Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou
    Jambalaya......repeat the 4 lines upto .. on the bayou

  17. That's cool , Don .... I remember that song. Maybe I'm not so old huh ???....:cool::cool::cool::cool:
  18. Another one .... He isn't the sharpest tack in the bunch.

    And ..... I guess you must have had razor blade soup for lunch ... You're so smart.
  19. :)
    Now that is Cajun backwoods country Don!:D And yep that is a pirogue!
  20. I always wanted to have one of those old cabins you find out in the bayou, the ones you find on stilts. Fishin off your front porch, now that's livin.

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