In case you get abducted by aliens... You may want to consider buying this: Alien Abduction? UFO sightings? Return to tell the story! Cool new product a perfect unusual Christmas gift... For those of you who are to lazy to click the link (hopefully you aren't) This is a tag that you buy and put on. Long story short: If you wake up one morning to find yourself on another planet (or in some other dimension surrounded by whatever you can think of [aliens, Cat World, Hot Dog X, whatever XD]) then this should be in your "IN CASE I AM NOT HERE" pack. Show it to any space taxi cab or pilot and pray that the driver/pilot or anyother name knows where Earth is.