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I have contacts

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Psalm91, Sep 25, 2010.

  1. I have contacts

    A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license.
    After looking it over, he said to her, “Lady, it stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses.”

    “Well, I have contacts,” the woman replied.

    “Look lady, I don’t care who you know,” snapped the officer. “You’re getting a ticket.”.
  2. Ha ha .... Dumb cop .
  3. She will have to get a note from her doctor to get out of paying the fine :D
  4. Oh no, hehehee..that poor cop is more dense than ME!!! I didn't think that was possible.

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