While a Christian man was wandering lost in the woods, he came around some trees and spotted a bear. The bear looked at the man and licked his lips. The man, deathly afraid, prayed, "God, please let this be a Christian bear." God answered his prayer and the bear prayed, "God, thank you for this meal." I know this is an old one, but it's one of the few I know. Of course, God is not like that.