How you know your neighbor is an alien

Discussion in 'Humor' started by NearertoGod, Jun 14, 2008.

  1. How you know your neighbor is an alien

    How You Know Your Neighbor Is An
    Alien
    You may not realize it but those kind looking,
    Soft-spoken seniors could be from another Planet.
    Or the cute little kids with the adorable dog
    Are SPIES from Planet XY9912LA-000

    But here are some SIGNS
    That will keep you ALIVE
    And ways to keep yourself from being
    SPIED ON
    CAUSE THEY ARE SPIES!
    SPIES YOU HEAR?!

    1.
    They own 1 Toyota Camry
    That is SILVER
    And the license plate has numbers
    and one letter
    EXAMPLE:
    79108Y
    SEE?
    SEE?
    SEE?????????
    IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE!
    THEY'RE AROUND US!!!!!!!!

    2.
    They don't use slang words
    And don't shorten words like "what's"
    And "don't"
    Is it getting more familiar?
    HUH
    HUH
    HUH?
    IS IT?
    YOU BET IT IS!!!

    3.
    They have all these weird
    Robots in the house
    UH HUH
    ONES YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!
    OR COULD NEVER BUY YOURSELVES!!
    OR WAS CONSIDERING BUYING BUT
    THOUGHT AGAINST IT!

    4.
    Fiddle around with your computer
    to much
    O_O;
    RUN
    RUN
    RUN
    RUN
    RUN
    RUN
    RUN!!!!!

    5.
    WALK AT OUTRAGEOUS HOURS OF THE NIGHT!
    LIKE 2:00 A.M.!!!!!!!!!
    THEY'RE GETTING THE SPACESHIP READY!

    *******
    [​IMG]
    Peace
    U Kool
    ;)


    Kindly brought to you by
    NEARERTOGOD
     
  2. That is way to cute /funny:D:p:eek:
     
  3. This is so fake, I have never owned a Silver Toyota Camry in my life.
     
  4. He he !!!!:D:)

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  5. Are You Sure????
     
  6. My dad had a silver car. :eek:
     
  7. The strange joke of all this is, that if you ask my ex-wife, she will absolutely swear that I am some alien hybrid spy or something. I used to think she was joking, but I have become more and more convinced that she was serious.

    The only problem I have it is if I'm an alien in disguise...I think it is not much of a disguise.
     
  8. He he !!!!:cool::cool:
     
  9. I'm asleep at 2am, so how do I tell if my neighbors are up walking around?:confused:

    Hee hee hee
     
  10. I had a silver Corolla once. And I used to take walks at all odd hours of the night, from midnight to 4 or 5 am. I have since updated my transportation and behavior protocols.......uh, I mean, my Corolla is now green and I do not engage in nonstandard walking practices. I am just like the rest of you. Ha Ha! And why would I not be? We are all of completely compatible parameters with regard to form and function. I have documents the many of which are of proving my origins of the natural means of Tel- er..Earth.
     
  11. OH MY GOSHESES - AN ALIEN!

    :D:D:p
     

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