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Honk if U Love Jesus!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Whirlwind, Dec 3, 2007.

  1. Honk if U Love Jesus!

    The other day I went up to a local Christian
    bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus"
    bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy
    that day because I had just come from a
    thrilling Choir performance, followed by a
    thunderous Prayer meeting, so I bought the
    sticker and I put it on my bumper.

    [​IMG]
    Boy, am I glad I did! What an up-lifting experience
    that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a
    busy intersection, just lost in thought about the
    Lord and how good He is . . . and I didn't notice
    that the light had changed. It is a good thing
    someone else loves Jesus, because if he hadn't
    honked, I'd never have noticed!

    I found that lots of people loved Jesus! Why,
    while I was sitting there, the guy behind started
    honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his
    window and screamed, "For the love of God!
    Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, Go!"
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    What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
    Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my
    window and started waving and smiling at all
    these loving people. I even honked my horn a
    few times to share in the love.

    There must have been a man from Florida back
    there because I heard him yelling something about
    a "sunny beach." I saw another guy waving in a
    funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in
    the air. I asked my teenage grandson, who was
    sitting in the back seat, what it meant, and he
    said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck
    sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone
    from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave
    him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst
    out laughing. Why, even he was enjoying
    this religious experience!
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    A couple of the people were so caught up in the
    joy of the moment that they got out of their cars
    and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted
    to pray, or ask me what Church I attended. But
    this is when I noticed the light had changed. So
    I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning,
    and drove on through the intersection.

    I noticed I was the only car that got through the
    intersection before the light changed again and
    I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after
    all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car
    down, leaned out of the window, and gave them
    all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time
    as I drove away.
    [​IMG]

    Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
     
  2. I have read that one before and it always makes me laugh. At the same time it is a good example of why Christians who put bumper stickers on their cars need to remember to set a godly example while driving! :eek:
     
  3. LOL

    Nothing like seeing a fishy-sticker on a caddy barrelling down the road at 90, huh?:p
     
  4. I love it!!! :)
    Well, I blushed at the finger part.....
     
  5. Great.
    This really happened to me about 2 years ago. I saw a car with a honk if you love Jesus sticker so I honked and at the next traffic light got a mouthful of verbal abuse from the driver for honking. He assumed I was being critical of his driving. I explained to him. Was his face red.
     
  6. Golly, wouldn't that be embarrassing? I better read my bumper stickers...LOL
     
  7. Good one WW even if I had heard it before...still funny. These jokes seem to made their way round and round on the internet.
     
  8. i love u guys, u crank me up all the time, luv
     

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