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Heh Paddelford

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Boanerges(Inactive), Mar 24, 2007.

  1. Heh Paddelford

    Paddelford I have a few questions for you-

    1. what kind of motorcyle did King David drive?

    2. What sport was King David seen playing ?

    3. How do we know the apostles had automobiles?

    4. Which state in the US is the only state mentioned in the bible?
     
  2. 1. what kind of motorcyle did King David drive?
    Harley Davidson!
    2. What sport was King David seen playing ?
    King of the hill?
    3. How do we know the apostles had automobiles?
    Because... That's how we got Ferraris?
    4. Which state in the US is the only state mentioned in the bible?
    Vermont?

    ^_-
     
  3. 1. His motorcyle was a truimph- amd David's triump was heard thru out the land
    2.tennis- David was known to serve in Saul's court
    3. A toyota- the apostles all came in one Accord
    4. Arkansas- anrd Noah looked out the Ark An Saw
    :cool:
     
  4. Lol. That's great.
     
  5. Too funny. :D
     
  6. Not to be a nit picker (OK, so I am nit picking), Accord is made by Honda.

    That verse is proof that the original 'how many people can you fit in a ...' was not a VW Beetle, but a Honda.

    Another:
    Who was the shortest person mentioned in the Bible?
     
  7. Close, he was the second shortest. Think Job.
     
  8. Sorry about that Toyota Honda thing but here is another one for you:
    What is the first sport found in the bible?
    Scrool down for the answer:










































    Baseball- it all started in the big inning!:D
     
  9. Actually the shortest man in the bible is Bildad the shoe-hite (check out the book of Job)
     
  10. What did the three wise men do for a living?
     
  11. Oh, I know, I know!!! They sucked up to their wives, right! (with the gold, incense, and myrrh they had). Oh, wait....they had no diamonds, so I guess they didn't suck up to their wives. My bad.
     
  12. Ok, I'll bite... What DID the three wise men do for a living...

    Laura:cool:
     
  13. They were firefighters. We know this because ...








    wait for it













    The came from a fire.
    (OK you've gotta say it with a really heavy Southern accent to get it - sounds like far)

    :blush: :badidea: Sorry.
     
  14. Dude... I am Romanian in a Texas city... I've been trying to perfect my texas accent for almost 15 years. Y'know what'm sain...

    Laura:eek:
     

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