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Have Faith My Child

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jeffin, Feb 3, 2006.

  1. Have Faith My Child

    For the umpteenth time Mrs. Youngston came to her pastor to tell him, "I'm so scared!
    Joe says he's going to kill me if I continue to come to your church."


    "Yes, yes, my child," replied the pastor, more than a little tired of hearing this over and over.
    "I will continue to pray for you, Mrs. Youngston. Have faith - the Lord will watch over you."

    "Oh yes, he has kept me safe thus far, only....."

    "Only what, my child?"

    "Well, now he says if I keep coming to your church, he's going to kill YOU!"

    "Well, now," said the pastor, "Perhaps it's time to check out that little church on the other side of town."
     
  2. sick

    :eek: Sick................ But that's my kind of joke. Got any more like this one?:D
     
  3. HaHa!:D
     

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