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Good News, Bad News

Discussion in 'Humor' started by GodSpeaks, Mar 20, 2010.

  1. Good News, Bad News

    Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.
    Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.

    Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card.
    Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.

    Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly the same way you do.
    Bad News: The choir mutinied.

    Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.
    Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about the "Gong Show," "Beavis and Butthead" and "Texas Chain Saw Massacre."

    Good News: The trustees finally voted to add more church parking.
    Bad News: They are going to blacktop the front lawn of your parsonage.

    Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.
    Bad News: You were on vacation.

    Good News: Your deacons want to send you to the Holy Land.
    Bad News: They are stalling until the next war.

    Good News: Your biggest critic just left your church.
    Bad News: He has been appointed the Head Bishop of your denomination.

  2. ^my favorite :)
  3. Yes that one and the church parking. LOL
  4. Mine too.

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    My two favorites . . .

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