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Golf and the devil

Discussion in 'Humor' started by JG27_chili, Dec 9, 2008.

  1. Golf and the devil

    Subject: Golf and the Devil ...........

    A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,
    who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
    'Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,' the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up
    beside him and whispers, 'Would you be willing to give
    up one-fourth of your sex life?'

    Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will
    be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe
    this is a good omen so he says, 'Sure,' and sinks the putt.

    Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again,
    'Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one.'
    The same stranger is at his side again and whispers,
    'Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your
    sex life?'

    Shrugging, the golfer replies,
    'Okay.' And he makes an eagle.

    On the final hole, the golfer needs another
    eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, 'Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?'

    'Definitely,' the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

    As the golfer is walking to the club house,< /STRONG>
    the stranger walks alongside him and says,
    'I haven't really been fair with you because you
    don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life.'

    'Nice to meet you,' the golfer replies,
    'I'm Father O'Malley.'


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