God's Wife

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dusty, Feb 26, 2008.

  1. God's Wife

    God's Wife
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    > LOOK OUT FOR THE LAST STORY....IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF
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    > Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was
    >asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring
    >child.
    >
    > The winner was:
    >
    > A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly
    >gentleman, who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the
    >little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and
    >just sat there.
    >
    > When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the
    >little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just helped him cry.'
    >
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    > Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a
    >family One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the
    >other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted.
    >
    > A little girl said, 'I know all about adoption, I was adopted..'
    >
    > 'What does it mean to be adopted?', asked another child.
    >
    > 'It means', said the girl, 'that you grew in your mommy's heart
    >instead of her tummy!'
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    > On my way home one day, I stopped to watch a Little League base ball
    >game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the
    >bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was
    >
    > 'We're behind 14 to nothing,' he answered with a smile.
    >
    > 'Really,' I said. 'I have to say you don't look very discouraged.'
    >
    > 'Discouraged?', the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face...
    >
    > 'Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet.'
    >
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    > Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think
    >about little Jamie Scott.
    >
    > Jamie was trying out for a part in the school play. His mother told
    >me that he'd set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not
    >be chosen.
    >
    > On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him
    >after school. Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and
    >excitement. 'Guess what, Mom,' he shouted, and then said those words that
    >will remain a lesson to me.....'I've been chosen to clap and cheer.'
    >
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    > An eye witness account from New York City , on a cold day in
    >December, some years ago: A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing
    >before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window,
    >and shivering with cold.
    >
    > A lady approached the young boy and said, 'My, but you're in such
    >deep thought staring in that window!'
    >
    > 'I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes,'was the boy's reply.
    >
    > The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the
    >clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he
    >could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to
    >her.
    >
    > She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and,
    >removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them
    >with the towel.
    >
    > By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks. Placing a pair
    >upon the boy's feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes.
    >
    > She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him.. She
    >patted him on the head and said, 'No doubt, you will be more comfortable
    >now.'
    >
    > As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand, and
    >looking up into her face, with tears in his eyes, asked her.
    >
    > 'Are you God's wife?'
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  2. In a manner fo speaking you are o bride of Christ. A very cute story.
     
  3. Great ones as always Dusty. Thanks for the laugh. I'm sure it would've knocked my socks off had I been wearing them.
     

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