God & The Biker

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Housesitter, Oct 30, 2007.

  1. God & The Biker


    A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
    above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have
    tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
    anytime I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
    bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!

    It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it ishard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

    Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify

    The biker thought about it for a long time.

    Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to
    know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when I get the silent
    treatment, why they cry, what it means when they say nothing's wrong, and
    how I can make a woman truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
  2. HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! :dance:
  3. I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
  4. Ha ,Ha !!!:D:D:D

  5. Here's one for you Bother Ray...... He He

    [SIZE=+1]"Lamaze" [/SIZE]

    The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
    The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
    The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher.
    "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
  6. :D:D Now this is funny!


  7. Sorry but what was wrong with his question? It seems logical to me.:D
  8. And you've been married how long?...:D
  9. Hey Laura.... That's a man for you...... Now a woman would not ask that question....... He He :israel::israel::israel:;););)
  10. Ladies,
    When my wife read my reply she had an odd reaction. Normally a lovely peaceful person she hit me (gently and lovingly) on the head.
  11. Oh, y'all oh so funny! :dance:

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