God is like....

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Tyler1, Nov 11, 2008.

  1. God is like....

    A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God.

    Here are some of the results: scroll down.




    God is like.

    BAYER ASPIRIN

    He works miracles.


    God is like.

    A FORD

    He's got a better idea.


    God is like.

    COKE

    He's the real thing.



    (This is great)

    God is like.
    HALLMARK CARDS

    He cares enough to send His very best.


    God is like.

    TIDE

    He gets the stains out that others leave behind.


    God is like.
    GENERAL ELECTRIC

    He brings good things to life.


    God is like.

    SEARS

    He has everything.


    God is like.

    ALKA-SELTZER
    Try Him, you'll like Him
    < BR>
    God is like.

    SCOTCH TAPE

    You can't see Him, but you know He's there.


    God is like.
    DELTA
    He's ready when you are.


    God is like.

    ALLSTATE
    You're in good hands with Him.


    God is like.

    VO- 5 Hair Spray

    He holds through all kinds of weather.


    God is like.

    DIAL SOAP

    Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?


    (that one is my favorite)

    God is like.
    The U.S. POST OFFICE
    Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

    God is like.
    Chevrolet. . . .the heart beat of America

    God is like
    Maxwell House. . .
    Good to the very last drop


    God is like.

    B
    ounty. . . .
    He is the quicker picker upper. . Can handle the tough jobs. . .

    And He won't fall apart on you
     
  2. I remember this from my school. I made up a couple, so here's mine:

    God is like...
    MCDONALD'S
    I'm lovin' it

    God is like...
    TACO BELL
    Think outside the bun

    God is like...
    ALL DETERGENT
    A little goes a long way

    God is like...
    WAL-MART
    Always low prices. Always.
     
  3. That's awesome NTG!
     
  4. :D:D:D

    I love it!

    Here's another one:

    GOD IS LIKE
    AMERICAN EXPRESS
    Don't live home without Him!

    Laura:)
     
  5. Wow .... cool you guys .:D:D:D
     
  6. Here's another one I thought up just now:

    God is like
    UPS
    What can Brown do for you?
     

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