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Giving Thanks as a New Christian

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jeffin, Oct 11, 2006.

  1. Giving Thanks as a New Christian

    Atheist and the bear

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that naturalism and evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind.

    As he turned to look, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He tried to run even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically as he tried to run even faster, but he tripped and fell on the ground.

    He rolled over to pick himself up and saw the bear right on top of him raising his paw to kill him. At that instant he cried out "Oh my God!" Just then, time stopped. The bear froze, the forest was silent, the river even stopped moving. A bright light shone upon the man, and a voice came out of the sky saying, "You deny my existence all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit my creation to a cosmic accident and now do you except me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

    The atheist, ever so proud, looked into the light and said "it would be rather hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out, the river ran, the sounds of the forest continued and the bear put his paw down. The bear then brought both paws together, bowed his head and said, "Lord I thank you for this food that I am about to receive."

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    Source: http://www.godandscience.org/humor/bearfood.html, http://www.ymlp.com/pubarchive_show_message_iframe.php?kietozaza+122
     
  2. That's both funny and sad! If you think of an actual person in that circumstance, and realize that he will wake up in hell, it makes you want to get out there and get people saved. When people say they don't believe in God, or that Jesus is the Son of God who died to save us, we can tell them that someday everyone will believe it. The difference between those that go to heaven, and those that go to hell will be when they believe it, and if they ask Him to cover their sins with His Precious Blood. God is not willing that any should perish! Alleluia!
     
  3. lol lol I love it!! but it just shows you how lost some people are. Prayer can save them even when they can't save themselves
     

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