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Funny//bible Q's&a's

Discussion in 'Humor' started by krossquad, Mar 2, 2012.

  1. Greetings:

    Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
    A. Noah: he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
    Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
    A. Pharaoh's daughter: she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
    Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
    A. Ruth-less.
    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. The Creator drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. Dovid's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
    Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
    A. Samson: he brought the house down.
    Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
    A. Your mother ate us out of the garden.
    Q. Which servant of G-d was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
    A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
    Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
    A. The area around the Jordan: the banks were always overflowing.
    Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
    A. Because in Job 16:12, 14, 16 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up: and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me." Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
    A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
    Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
    A. Joshua, son of Nun.
    Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing?
    A. He only had two worms!
    Q. How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
    A. Because Noah sat on the deck.
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  2. haha I had a great laugh reading those.
  3. Add to motor vehicles - They were all in one Accord.
  4. Q. Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
    A. Bildad the shu hite

    Q Wuo was the second shortest man mentioned in the Boible?
    A. knee high emiah
  5. Cute real cute.
  6. i always love a good pun. as Alfred Hitchcock said, "Puns are the highest form of literature."

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