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First Sermon

Discussion in 'Humor' started by GodSpeaks, Jan 4, 2010.

  1. First Sermon

    A seminary student was preaching his first sermon. He meant to say that "God called me to heal the sick, raise the dead, and cast out the devil." However, what came off of his stammering tongue was, "God called me to heal the dead, cast out the sick, and raise the devil."

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