Father's Day joke..

Discussion in 'Humor' started by krossquad, Jun 20, 2017.

  1. Greetings:

    After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange.
    So she decides to do a DNA test.
    She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

    Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

    Husband: What’s up?

    Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.

    Husband: Well don't you remember, do you??

    bye
    When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
    You said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.

    So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.

    bye
     
    Fish Catcher Jim likes this.
  2. Funny. Was wondering where this was going.
     

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