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Excuse Me

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Mark_18, Jun 2, 2008.

  1. Excuse Me

    Burp, Belch!

  2. I don't think it counts when you say excuse me first. :D
  3. Excuse me.
  4. That’s better.
    You’re excused. :D
  5. My dog belches...and yet he doesn't say excuse me afterwards. :p
  6. When I burp I actually say "Burp Belch" with my burp.

    Please do not attempt this at home. I am a trained professional. I will not be held responsible for any upchucking of fluids or smacks to the cerebellum as a result of trick belching.
  7. I can recite quite a bit of the alphabet in one string or simply peel the paint of a wall with the vibrations due to my terrific volume. I am quite proud of my practice of the ancient art of bel-ching:p
  8. Oh, Bo! You make me laugh. I haven't laughed in awhile. :p :D
  9. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!:D:D:D:D:D:D
  10. No kidding- I was in a Wal-Mart late one night shopping with m wife and two teenagers . No one was around and I was joking with the boys so I let out a belch so loud it caused my wife to spit out the cola she was drinking.:p A lady came running from 3 aisles away to see what happened but I fained complete innocence.:eek:
    I guess civilization is a thin veneer after all:eek:.
  11. Oh No !!!!..... He he !!!!:D:D:D

  12. I call 'em "air pukes", you know, like "air guitar":D

    My wife doesn't appreciate my humor with regard to pneumatic expulsions.
  13. ROTFLOLOLOLOL ... <---that's all i can do in reply to this thread .. i am speechless :eek::blush:

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