Discussion in 'Humor' started by Mark_18, Jun 2, 2008.
I don't think it counts when you say excuse me first.
My dog belches...and yet he doesn't say excuse me afterwards.
When I burp I actually say "Burp Belch" with my burp.
Please do not attempt this at home. I am a trained professional. I will not be held responsible for any upchucking of fluids or smacks to the cerebellum as a result of trick belching.
I can recite quite a bit of the alphabet in one string or simply peel the paint of a wall with the vibrations due to my terrific volume. I am quite proud of my practice of the ancient art of bel-ching
Oh, Bo! You make me laugh. I haven't laughed in awhile.
No kidding- I was in a Wal-Mart late one night shopping with m wife and two teenagers . No one was around and I was joking with the boys so I let out a belch so loud it caused my wife to spit out the cola she was drinking. A lady came running from 3 aisles away to see what happened but I fained complete innocence.
I guess civilization is a thin veneer after all.
Oh No !!!!..... He he !!!!
I call 'em "air pukes", you know, like "air guitar"
My wife doesn't appreciate my humor with regard to pneumatic expulsions.
ROTFLOLOLOLOL ... <---that's all i can do in reply to this thread .. i am speechless :blush: