Ever notice in the movies...? ...all air-vents are just big enough for the hero to squeeze through and climb to safety? ...the main character can afford to stay in a three-story Queen-Anne-style Victorian house on her teacher's salary? ...there's always a loaf of french bread and celery sticking out of the top of each bag of groceries? ...John Wayne fires off one bullet and forty Indians fall over? ...cops always taste the white powder to verify that it's the real stuff? ...the victim will trip over anything that's in the way while the murderer just strolls along at a leisurely pace behind? ...? Oh yeah! I forgot my favorite...and the bad guys always unveil their plans before leaving the hero tied up in a room with an "unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism".