Dusty..Can I tell a blonde joke?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Denadii Cho, Oct 9, 2008.

  1. Dusty..Can I tell a blonde joke?

    A contestant on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau.
    If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If
    she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money.

    And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover.

    It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest
    but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it:
    A) the condor
    B) the buzzard
    C) the cuckoo
    D) the vulture

    The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. She had used up her
    50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline. All that remained was her
    Phone-a-Friend Life line. She hoped she would not have to use it because ...Her
    friend was, well--blonde.

    But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and
    the four choices.

    The blonde responded unhesitatingly: 'That's easy. The answer is C: the

    The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast.

    She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Meredith any answer
    except the one that her friend had given her. And considering her friend was a
    blonde that
    would seem to be the logical thing to do.

    But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the
    contestant could not help but be persuaded.

    'I need an answer,' said Meredith.

    Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, 'C: The cuckoo.'

    'Is that your final answer?'

    'Yes, that is my final answer.'

    And Meredith replied, 'That answer is. Absolutely correct! You are now a

    Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends,
    including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.

    'Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you,' said the contestant. 'How did you
    happen to know the right answer?'

    'Oh, come on,' said the blonde... 'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build

    They live in clocks.'
  2. hahahahahaha...from a former blonde...that is old but good:D:D:D:p
  3. Hey Deni .... Why did you ask me ? I am not a blonde. But it was funny . LOL... Thanks
  4. "Memory problems"
    A guy walks into his doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"
    The doc asks, "How long have you had this problem?"
    The guy says, "What problem?"

    Hey Deni .... This is my problem not the blonde.....:D:D:D:D
  5. LOL What can I say? I'm very color blind It can be fun It makes my Lady so frustrated when she goes to show me something and I can't even see it because its the wrong color or shade
  6. What blonde?

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