Don't Bet On It

[Big Moose]

A husband and wife are in the kitchen one morning and the husband is reading the newspaper, when all of a sudden, the wife hits him on the head with a frying pan. The husband says, "What was THAT for???" She said, "I found a paper in your pants pocket with 'Mary Lou' written on it!" He responded, "That was the name of a horse that I bet on yesterday!"

The next day, the husband is, again, reading the newspaper when, BAM, the wife hits him on the head with an even bigger frying pan. He says, "Why did you do that?!?!"

"Your horse called for you!"

 

[Prim90]

There was once a filly called Mary Lou that could talk very much. . Moral of the story. Make sure the horse your wagering your money on can’t talk .And make sure they have 4 legs and not have 2 legs. : ) Or it may be more than just a fry pan over the head upon discovery