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Dog Talk

Discussion in 'Humor' started by freedom07, Jan 20, 2008.

  1. Dog Talk

    Dog Talk
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    A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he
    sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
    "Talking Dog For Sale."

    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog
    is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
    nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yep," the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak,
    he says, "So, what's your story?"

    The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could
    talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
    so I told them. In no time at all they had me jetting from
    country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
    leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
    I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
    running.

    "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
    wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I
    signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
    security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening
    in.

    "I uncovered some incredible stuff and was awarded a bunch of
    medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
    retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
    wants for the dog.

    "Ten dollars," the guy says.

    "Ten dollars?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you
    selling him so cheap?"

    "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."



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