Do You Know Your Hymns ?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dusty, Jun 22, 2010.

  1. Do You Know Your Hymns ?


    The Dentist’s Hymn Crown Him with Many Crowns

    The Weatherman’s Hymn There Shall be Showers of Blessings

    The Contractor’s Hymn The church is One foundation

    The Tailor’s Hymn Holy, Holy, Holy

    The Golfer’s Hymn There is a Green Hill Far Away

    The Politician’s Hymn Standing on the Promises

    The Optometrist’s Hymn Open My Eyes That I May See

    The IRS Agent’s Hymn I Surrender All

    The Gossip’s Hymn Pass it On

    The Shopper’s Hymn Sweet Bye and Bye

    The Realtor’s Hymn I’ve Got a Mansion Just Over the Hilltop

    The Massage Therapists Hymn He Touched Me

    The Doctor’s Hymn The Great Physician

    And for those who speed on the highway – a few Hymns

    45mph God Will Take Care of You
    65mph Nearer My God To Thee
    85mph This World is Not My Home
    95mhp Lord, I am Coming Home
    100mph Precious Memories

    Give me a sense of humor, Lord
    Give me the grace to see a joke
    To get some humor out of life
    And Pass it on to other folk

  2. That's hilarious! especially the speed-in-a-car ones .

    "This world is not my home" LOL!
  3. Love it Dusty
  4. I've heard the first part and they are clever. But hadn't heard the one about the highway. Thats true!

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