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devilish Tale

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Love123, Aug 12, 2006.

  1. devilish Tale

    ~Devilish Tale~


    It is said that Satan had a conference in Hell and he summons his demons. He says ... How can we seduce people to coming to this place?

    Demon #1.. Lifted his hand and said...
    ................... I’ll tell men on the earth that Jesus Christ is a Fraud?

    And Satan Said, No – He has risen from the grave and
    He has been seen by 552 people in 13 different places.
    The validity of His resurrection is to well known?

    Something else..........?

    Demon #2 Lifted his hand. I’ll tell people that the Word of God id Not True!
    That it’s an Allegory! That it’s a Myth!

    Satan said, That won’t work either...It’s clever....But many of the Believer are standing on the promises of God Already.
    They have been Saved.
    They Have Been Healed.
    They have Joy.
    They Have Peace the Surpasses All Understanding.
    Other are rejecting the message of Lust...
    And Greed and Revenge and Hate and More Now are turning to Christ.
    WE NEED SOMETHING THAT’S FOOL PROOF!



    The Third Demon - Raised his hand and said, I HAVE IT! lord sATAN.... I HAVE IT!

    I’m going to go to the Earth and Tell them Jesus Is Real. That His Word Is Real....
    That Hell Is Horrible.

    Butt.... There’s Plenty of T I M E!


    Plenty of Time to receive Jesus.............
    You don’t have to accept Jesus Now.
    You Have Plenty of Time.... Wait Until You have done All the things you want to do.
    Have all the fun you want to have.
    There’s Plenty of Time.
    And ............as they Procrastinate.....they’ll never get around to it.........and....
    .............................. .SUDDENLY LIFE WILL END.. and We’ll have them.

    Satan laughed. a ....................... FIENDISH LAUGH OF DELIGHT .................
    And said.........THAT’S IT! ........


    .....RUN TO THE NATIONS OF THE EARTH AND SPREAD THAT MESSAGE!
     
  2. This is a very good reminder!
     
  3. And Jesus said, "Behold, I am coming soon...!" Revelation 22:12a.
     
  4. How true this is!
     
  5. There is a song titled "Plenty of Time". The story is that there were two teen boys. One was saved, and the other was not. The saved boy pleaded with his friend to accept the Lord before it was too late. The other boy just kept saying, "I'm young and have plenty of time." The other boy supposedly wrote that song. We can never be sure how long we have and must be prepared to meet the Lord, or be told, "Depart from Me. for I never knew you."
     
  6. in the Netherlands we have a story like this, that's already very old.
    but it is a good reminder
     
  7. very good thread.
     

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