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Dear Procter and Gamble...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jasher, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. Dear Procter and Gamble...

    Dear Procter and Gamble,
    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!

    I've used Tide all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my box of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

    In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!

    Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

    Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

    Marlene P
  2. Ha Ha ......Bro Larry broke the smilies.( Inside joke.):D:D
  3. :eek: Poor husband! :D
  4. I caught that from Dusty- be careful it is contagious!
  5. He's in a better place now v_v
  6. :D:D:D

    Ha Ha ,brother mine is working.

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