credicard
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look
old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The
husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect. His Funeral is
Friday - The celebration is afterwards - All you can eat and drink until
his credit card is maxed - then shredded
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look
old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The
husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect. His Funeral is
Friday - The celebration is afterwards - All you can eat and drink until
his credit card is maxed - then shredded
