Discussion in 'Humor' started by JG27_chili, Mar 20, 2009.

  1. credicard

    A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
    with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look
    old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The
    husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect. His Funeral is
    Friday - The celebration is afterwards - All you can eat and drink until
    his credit card is maxed - then shredded

  2. BROTHER!!!!!!!
    Do not!!!
    I repeat… DO NOT, ever say that to your wife. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    But just in case you do… how much you got left on your card? :D
  3. I Love it!!!!!

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