Creative Puns For Educated Minds

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dusty, Oct 20, 2008.

  1. Creative Puns For Educated Minds


    1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
    He acquired his size from too much pi.

    2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it
    turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

    3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

    4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
    because it was a weapon of math disruption.

    5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little
    behind in his work.

    6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be

    7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited
    for littering.

    8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
    "Linoleum Blownapart."

    9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

    10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
    The police are looking into it.

    12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
    One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a

    14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
    Then, it hit me!

    15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off
    the Grass.'

    16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
    When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
    a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

    17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was
    a small medium at large.

    19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray
    is now a seasoned veteran.

    20. A backward poet writes inverse.

    21. In democracy, it's your vote that counts.
    In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

    22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of

    23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

    24. All things cometh to he who waiteth.
    Provideth he worketh like crazy while he waiteth!
  2. Ardy ar ar ar....... pun: the humour of a lazy mind

    (no wonder I liked it)
  3. Those are great! I needed a good laugh!:D
  4. Hot digity dog Dusty those are great :D ROFLMAO!!:D:p
  5. HaHaHa! Many laughs!
  6. My Optician fell into his lens grinder and made a 'spectacle' of himself...

    Oxymorons (no offense): [ Hey - who you calling a moron? ]

    'Military Intelligence'

    Pretty Ugly

    Alone Together

    Appear Invisible

    Jumbo Shrimp

    Holy War

    and -

    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

    A thief fell into wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

    The geology professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

    Yeah, OK - I'll stop, now...

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