Church Bulletin [These announcements actually appeared in church bulletins] Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help! Thursday night potluck. Prayer and medication to follow. This Sunday being Easter we will ask Mrs. Lewis to please come an lay an egg on the altar. Weight Watchers meets at 7pm on Wednesday. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance. The Senior choir invites any member of the church who enjoys sinning to join. For those who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.