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Church and Casino's

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Denadii Cho, Jan 2, 2009.

  1. Church and Casino's

    My Mother, a staunch Romanist till her death ten years ago would have loved this one!!

    THIS
    MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT
    LIVING IN
    LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE
    CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN
    CASINOS.



    NOT
    SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES
    WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE
    BASKET IS PASSED.



    SINCE
    THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE
    CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE
    OFFERINGS..



    THE
    CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A
    NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN
    THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND
    CASHED IN.



    THIS
    IS DONE BY THE CHIP
    MONKS.













    YOU
    DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID
    YOU?

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  2. :pYOU GOT ME!!!!:D
    thanks for the chuckle!
     
  3. He he ..... Cool .... :D:D

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