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Chuckly Quotes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Whirlwind, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. Chuckly Quotes

    "Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway." -- A member of the Texas pesticide review board, on chlordane.
  2. "These are not my figures I'm quoting. They're from someone who knows what he's talking about." -- A congressman, during a debate.
  3. "They're multi-purpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off." -- An explanation for why the Air Force bought $1000 pliers.
  4. "A reminder to all lady Lancers that you are not to wear t-shirt tank tops on campus. If you do so, you will be asked to remove them." -- An announcement that appeared in a Hilltop High School (Home of the Lancers) bulletin.

    A cheerful heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22
  5. "Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!" -- On a billboard.
  6. :D

    It is terrible to comtemplate how few politicians are hanged.
    ~Gilbert K. Chesterton
  7. Sign in a Goodwill that I shopped at in The Dalles, OR. I got a picture of my friend just looooooking at the sign like he was going crazy. The clothing section was downstairs. Upstairs is furniture and household items.

    "WARNING: You are to leave all clothing downstairs while shopping!"

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