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Chuck Norris was here

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Boanerges(Inactive), Feb 5, 2008.

  1. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried;)

    Any reason this isn't in "Humor"?:confused:
  2. None, I am moving it now!
  3. There we go.

    btw, cars were originally invented as a means to escape more quickly from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident:p

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

    I got a million of 'em:D
  4. Chuck Pwns!!!

    Keep em coming!
  5. Chuck Norris...

    can slam a revolving door,

    knows the last digit of pi,


    can win a game of Connect Four in just three moves.
  6. :p
  7. The pen is mightier than the sword... but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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