Discussion in 'Humor' started by Boanerges(Inactive), Feb 5, 2008.
Chuck Norris was here
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried
Any reason this isn't in "Humor"?
None, I am moving it now!
There we go.
btw, cars were originally invented as a means to escape more quickly from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
I got a million of 'em
Keep em coming!
can slam a revolving door,
knows the last digit of pi,
can win a game of Connect Four in just three moves.
The pen is mightier than the sword... but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.