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Christian Comedy Club :)

Discussion in 'Site Showcase' started by arhur, May 5, 2008.

  1. Christian Comedy Club :)

    Hi everyone,

    I've created a "Christian Comedy Club" - It has clean Christian jokes, funny videos by Christian comedians (around 60), and funny Christian pictures. Feel browse through it, it has hours of laughter for all :) When ever I can I add more videos and jokes. You can submit your own jokes, videos and pictures also!

    Here are some of my favourite jokes:
    The Answer
    A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.

    The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.

    Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."

    Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

    Falling Off The Horse
    The old time pastor was galloping down the road, rushing to get to church on time. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. In the dirt with a broken leg, the pastor called out, "All you saints in Heaven, help me get up on my horse!"

    Then, with superhuman effort, he leaped onto the horse's back and fell off the other side.

    Once again on the ground, he called to Heaven, "All right, just half of you this time!"

    Lesson in Lying
    A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

    The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters.

    I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."


    Take care and God bless,

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