Child's Science Exam

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  1. Child's Science Exam

    Children's Science Exam
    If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers....

    Q: Name the four seasons.

    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.


    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
    (Brilliant, love this!)

    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.

    All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

    (This kid gets an A+ for this answer!)


    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A: Premature death.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (i.e. abdomen)
    A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
    The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.


    Q: What is the fibula?
    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does 'varicose' mean?
    (I do love this one...)
    A: Nearby



    Q
    : Give the meaning of the term ! Caesarian Section".
    A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.

    Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?
    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.





     

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