Bulldoser Cafe Menu ALL-YOU-CAN EAT CAFE SERVING WHATEVER IS EDIBLE OUT THERE!!! NOT TO MENTION - EVERYTHING IS UNDER $20.00! DOESN'T THAT SOUND DANGEROUS? 1: THESE ITEMS ARE SO PAINFUL, IT'S PAINFUL. Item #1 - Fried cactus! Good for picking your teeth with - want a mouthful of cactus thorns too? We don't pluck them thorns either. Fried in 100 gallons of oil so that the fat count is outrageous. $.99 cents + your Blue Shield insurance - CALL 911 AFTER EATING THIS DISH! Item #2 - Porcuppine Salad Yum, yum, yum! Lots of porcuppine nettles in this salad - enough to scare your neighbors without the lightning and sound effects! We get 1,000 porcuppines and the nettles are the lettuce, and there is nothing else except nettles, nettles, and more nettles! $1.00 ... don't forgot to bring pliers. Item #3 - THE WORLD'S HOTTEST CHILI. SO HOT, YOU'LL BE ON FIRE FOR TWO YEARS! MAKE SURE TO BRING LOTS OF MILK (THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THE FIREE!) $2.00; don't forgot to stop-drop-and-roll, 2 customers have already exploded in flames. 2: THESE ITEMS ARE FOODS PUT TOGETHER THAT SHOULD NEVER BE PUT TOGETHER! Item #4: Chili Cheese & Potato ice cream nachos with salmon chips YUMMY! You'll ready need some TUMS for this one. $4.99 plus those TUMS. Item #5 - Beef burrito with 2-day-old beans, peppers (SPICY!), and Oreo Cookies! ............[this food is so bad - the description fainted] $.01 (it is so cheap because it is so weird) Item #6: Milk shake made from carbonated water, pickles, soap, melons, and lemons! $.11 BEST SELLER ON THE LIST! Come on in! Located in: Weirds Town, United Weird, 191WEIRD Call us at: (000) DONT-EAT-HERE today!